Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Vote for Zsa Zsa's husband, he'll legalize pot and sell his Viagra disco mix CDs to balance the state budget!

Mr. Zsa Zsa Gabor is running for governor of California. His name is Prince Frederic von Anhalt, but let's all agree right now to just call him Mr. Zsa Zsa, it'll be easier to remember and more fun to shout at press conferences.
Photo courtesy prinz-frederic-for-governor.com

His platform? Legalize pot and tax it. Raise the taxes on liquor and cigarettes. Lower the DMV fees. Tax the oil companies. Go solar. Lift the import ban on Cuban cigars (Is that a state issue? I don't believe it is). And overturn Prop. 8.
"Throw the Divorce Lawyers a Bone and quiet the Gays. I believe in marriage between men and women, but I am also a defender of the constitution which says equal rights for all. Let them be as miserable as the rest of us."

Isn't that cute? Yes, he actually capitalized "Divorce Lawyers," "Bone" and "Gays" but not "constitution." My guess, it's a German thing.

Check out his Web site. In addition to his platform and a link to make donations, he's also selling his horrible "Viva Viagra Viva Amore" paen to priapism CD, but don't buy it. I know, you were thinking about it. Just go here and give it a listen. It may be the worst Euro-disco ever recorded, and that's saying a lot.

And that link to make donations? He really wants you to use it. Following is his current list of donor. Singular.

$24? Way to put yourself out there, Dirk.

One other thing. On his main campaign page, he says:
"We've had Irish-American, African-American, Armenian-American and Austrian-American Governors, and now it's time for a GERMAN-AMERICAN to lead the state."

I don't think California has ever had an African-American governor, Mr. Zsa Zsa. Douglas Wilder, Deval Patrick and David Patterson are the only black state governors I can think of, and none of them were from California.

Is his candidacy a little bit tongue in cheek? You tell me. His Web page closes by saying "if elected I will demand a recount." You wouldn't be alone, Herr Zsa Zsa.

1 comments:

Joe Duffy said...

Frederick is a fake Prince!!
(Real Name: Hans Lichtenberg)
About 30 years ago, (1980),Frederick bought his title with money.
In Germany, there was an elderly woman, Princess Marie Auguste, who was the last heir to the Kaiser.
She was destitute, because the Monarchy was abolished long ago, and the Gov't didn't support her. Therefore, Marie sold titles of nobility and adoptions as a source of financial income.
Frederick offered a sizable sum of $$$ to have her legally adopt him to be her adult son.
She needed the $$, and he needed the fake title, so she accepted the offer.
Then Frederick started calling himself a Prince, dressing in uniforms with lots of phony medals!
He has NO Blue Blood in his veins. He is a German commoner masquerading as royalty.
Frederick says he is not an Actor like Arnold, but Frederick pretends, acts like a Prince every day of his life,
even though he knows it is a total lie and deception.
And if you repeat the same lie enough, everybody thinks it must be the truth!!