Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy Z2K9


30G Zune owners are finding out today that life is worth living once again. Overnight their devices magically committed mass Zunicide. People turned on their little Zunes filled with rental music today (Hey! Now they let you KEEP 10 songs a month! As long as you keep paying them! Wheeeee!) and found their devices' little "loading" progress bar got one pixel shy of 100% and then stuck. And their Zunes froze.

Here's just one post from the Zune.net forums:
Today 12:06 AM
MAN COME ON MY 2ND ZUNE 30 STOPED WORKING !!!!!
--- Victim of the December 31st 2008 Zune 30 Meltdown! ---

i was on the computer my zune was hooked up chareing all of the sudden it reset it self and froze on the zune loading logo screen !!! this is a new one i got from zune when i other one froze

That one post has 1,700 replies over 141 pages. The Interwebs are burning up with terrified Zunesters who can't get to The Social today. Instead they're stuck in the Zune tech forums, being bombarded by gleeful haters like me:

jbailey25 wrote the following post at 12-31-2008 2:04 PM:
I finally found the fix to the Zune problem: HERE

So with this Zunepocalypse going down, why do I think that life is worth living again for Zune 30 owners? Because they finally have the perfect excuse to leave The Social and buy an iPod. Or an iRiver, or a Zen.

There's a reason they made those things in brown, people. I'm just sayin.'

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Obits section

Former Miami Herald publisher Alvah Chapman died on Christmas day. The El Herald's piece on his memorial mentions the rogue's gallery of Miami's powerful and power-hungry who showed up to pay their respects. I see the names Maidique, Bush, Codina and Stierheim in the same graf and my skin just wants to crawl off my body.

There's a little street next to The El Herald building that was once renamed Alvah Chapman Boulevard. In Miami they have a habit of naming roads after anyone, even steroided criminals like this guy, and getting the developer-run city commission to name a street after their pal the publisher was a no-brainer.

It was the bit of NE 15th Street between Biscayne Boulevard and the Venetian Causeway, roughly the distance from the edge of The El Herald's parking lot to the loading docks, seen here.

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If you consider for a moment that Biscayne Boulevard was notorious for its hookers and the Venetian Causeway was how the WASPS crossed the Bay to get to their old-money homes, it was actually the perfect stretch of road to name for him.

Once upon a time The Miami News was an afternoon daily in Miami. But from 1973 and right up to the end* The News was in a joint operating agreement with The El Herald, and occupied the fifth floor of The El Herald building. Columnist John Keasler found some of Chapman's stationery (stolen, most likely, from his office) and penned a memo which he posted on bulletin boards throughout the building. I may have the wording wrong, but essentially it was:

To: All employees
From: Alvah H. Chapman

Y'all feel free to use my boulevard any time you want.

Love,
Alvah


God I miss Keasler. I miss newspaper people who can write, in general. But I miss Keasler specifically.

*The asterisk is because... holy crap, this Wednesday it'll be 20 years exactly since The News folded. Raise a toast and drink to your favorite newspaper that is no longer publishing. Or your favorite newspaper publisher who is no longer, period.

And there we are. Full circle.

Monday, December 29, 2008

The inevitable "cats singing" holiday post

I was in the Sports department tonight, working with a page designer. We were talking about some photos for the inside pages when sudenly both of us went silent.

"Do you see that?" she asked. But I was dumbstruck. I had already seen it. A nearby TV set was turned to ESPN and she was pointing at it. On the TV was a horrible sight. One of those things that, once you see it you can't unsee it.

I'm talking, of course, about cats singing holiday songs.

That's not the same one we saw, but you get the idea. The one we saw had even MORE tinsel, if you can believe it. It's here. In addition to the usual horror associated with videos of cats singing holiday tunes, on this one they put something that tastes yummy on the microphones so the cats would lick them and, if you had some kind of head injury, it would look like they were actually singing.

I'd embed it but they turned that feature off. I bet that's because viewing the video could induce seizures.

Note: I just re-watched the embedded video and all I could think was, "There is no God."

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas news from Alaska? Not yet.

In just a few hours it'll be Christmas in Alaska and I totally want Bristol Palin to have her and Levi's little baby on the 25th. Wasn't she due last week? Anyway.... then little Earmark Mat-Su Palin will be one of those kids who grows up being told, "Here, this is for Christmas AND your birthday!" as he gets handed a moose nugget keychain. Just like Jesus.

And hey, wasn't Levi supposed to marry Bristol by now? Kids these days. Always too busy with their hockey and their redneckery to marry their knocked-up teenage girlfriends like they promised. I know he's been busy with other family issues but a promise is a promise.

So until we get the happy news from The Great Land, there's always Snowzilla. RRAARRRR!!!!! Snowzilla!!!

That's news to me

More people get their information from the Series of Tubes than from those smelly old newspapers, according to The Pew Research Center. The idiot box is still the undisputed #1 source of all things newsy, however. I guess that makes radio #4 and, what, telegraph bringing up the rear? Carrier pigeon? Cave paintings?

I wonder what is the actual source of the news that people read online, though. Are those "I get my news online" people reading the NYT or the WaPo online? Aren't those newspapers? Are they reading newspaper stories that have been linked to from Yahoo or Google?

So when more people say they get their news online, as opposed to newspapers, are they saying the content they now read more of was not generated by a newspaper in the first place? Or are they really saying they aren't reading a paper product as much, even if the actual stories may have come from a newspaper? Because that's news I didn't need to go online to find out.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Wiki pleading ya

You know things are getting bad when Wikipedia is begging for money. All you students who copy & paste your research papers, send that $25 check today!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Buzz kill



The Gray Lady shared their take on the buzzwords of the year here. It's full of win, though the font goes kinda rogue and it needs some change in the worst way.

Monday, December 15, 2008

More news about the bad news about the news

I joined that foul, mostly pointless Twitter thing recently. And no, I didn't join so I could "tweet" about the important things in my life, like "just walked past In n Out and HOMG long line in there!" and crap like that. I joined so I could hear about the death of newspapers and magazines.

Because I don't obsess over the old media meltdown enough, right?

I heard there was a Twitter group called "The Media is Dying" and joined because, with a name like that, how could I resist? It was originally started so PR types could keep track of their ever-changing media contacts as newsrooms convulsed and shrank. But soon us actual media types found out about it and since then, business has been booming. I think the group doubled its membership (to 5,000+) over the past week.

Morbid curiosity is a growth industry, after all.

I looked tonight and found out a friend of mine from the Anchorage Times days lost her job in Portland today. Argh. I don't know if I can take this if it's going to be a daily stream of personalized bad news. But then, what was I expecting?

I'll stick with it for a while, at least. But how will I know when it's time to leave this group? When I myself get downsized/outsourced/laid off? No... I'll still have many friends who ride their dinosaurs to their newspaper jobs and I'll want to know what's happening with them. When the media economy turns around and the site becomes useless? Hah! That's a good one.

I think I'll leave the group once the daily heartbreak of seeing this industry commit assisted suicide becomes too much. That's when I turn off the tap.

Until then the twits will keep on coming.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

If the shoe fits...

During his weekend super-secret trip to Iraq (his last, most likely), Shrubya was the target of an Iraqi journalist, who yelled at him and threw his shoes at the soon-to-be-ex-president.

Zappos product placement in pressers? Probably not... touching or showing the sole of one's shoe is a sign of disrespect in much of the Muslim world. MSNBC reports that the guy shouted "this is a farewell kiss, you dog."

I'm surprised the guy got both shoes off and thrown - looks like the security is a little lax. But I have no doubt that shoes will be banned from all future press events for Bush (all both of 'em).

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

M-A-R-S... Mars, bitches

On NPR's Day To Day, Alex Cohen interviewed Salon.com writer Louis Bayard on fictional black U.S. presidents, from a young Sammy Davis Jr's mini minstrel through Morgan Freeman and Dennis Haysbert on 24.

But they left one out. Dave Chappelle.


Video here. Careful, it's NSFW. Damn I miss Dave Chappelle.

UPDATE: Speaking of Day To Day, it seems the NPR show is going to be cancelled, along with another NPR show as 7 percent of its workforce is cut and its budget is slashed. Another sad day for the media, and NPR is among the very best we have.

Lily's back, now let's go shopping!

Lily Allen just released "The Fear," her first single off her forthcoming album It's Not Me, It's You, due out in February. She sounds more grown up, but in a good way. Most important, she's still as subversive as ever. The new track pokes merciless fun at consumerism and rich people who get lost in thinking that buying more crap means buying happiness, all while showing her strolling through what could be Madonna's or Elton John's country estate, complete with hot servants and ballet dudes dancing around dressed as prezzies and balloons.

Jon Stewart to Mike Huckabee: "Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality."

I like how Stewart just keeps pressing his point. Even when Huckabee reflexively goes to the old argument of "well if we allow gay people to marry we'll have to allow polygamy" and all that crap. But he does say that if all Huckabee is worried about is "redefining" marriage, that a question of semantics pales in comparison before a question of humanity.

Stewart: "I think that it's... a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights as someone else."

Huckabee: "I disagree with that."

Which is followed immediately by Huckabee saying that he (and others opposed to marriage equality) shouldn't be called homophobes. Because the real crime here is the name-calling, which is offensive and hurtful.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Useless old Pat Boone compares anti-8 protesters to Mumbai killers


Washed up preachy crooner and homophobic robo-call voice actor Pat Boone continues to grope desperately for an audience long after his recording career reached its natural end. That was sometime in the '60s, around the moment when the first head shop opened its doors.

Since no one is buying his albums anymore, Boone is seeing what else people will buy. By peddling right wing commentary on the site Joe calls Wing Nut Daily.

His latest compares the marriage equality supporters marching in the weeks since the passage of Prop. 8 in California to the terrorists who killed some 200 people in Mumbai.

That's right. Pat Boone thinks people protesting for equality under the law and people who set off a bunch of bombs and shot strangers with automatic weapons have a lot in common.

Are you unaware of the raging demonstrations in our streets, in front of our churches and synagogues, even spilling into these places of worship, and many of these riots turning defamatory and violent? Have you not seen the angry distorted faces of the rioters, seen their derogatory and threatening placards and signs, heard their vows to overturn the democratically expressed views of voters, no matter what it costs, no matter what was expressed at the polls? Twice?

I refer to California's Proposition 8. You haven't heard about the well-oiled campaign to find out the names of every voter and business that contributed as much as $1,000, or even much less, in support of Prop 8? You haven't heard about the announced plans to boycott, demonstrate, intimidate and threaten each one – because they dared to vote to retain marriage as between one man and one woman? You haven't seen, on the evening news, prominent entertainers and even California Gov. Schwarzenegger, urging the demonstrators on, telling them they should "never give up" until they get their way?

Assuming you have become aware of all this, let me ask you: Have you not seen the awful similarity between what happened in Mumbai and what's happening right now in our cities?

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Hate is hate, no matter where it erupts. And hate, unbridled, will eventually and inevitably boil into violence. How crazily ironic that the homosexual activists and sympathizers cry for "tolerance" and "equal rights" and understanding –while they spew vitriol and threats and hate at those who disagree with them on moral and societal grounds.


He goes on to say "Every homosexual citizen has the same, identical rights as any other American." Except in California and most other states, Pat. Where we cannot marry the people we love. And in all those states where we can be fired just because we're gay. Where we can't adopt or become foster parents. Where we can't join the armed forces without being forced to lie.

Hey, Pat. I can't give blood because the FDA still has that archaic policy that covers all gay men. So no, for these and many more reasons I wake up every day with fewer rights than you do.

Slavery was abolished, blacks and women obtained the rights to vote, and these true rights were not obtained by threats and violent demonstrations and civil disruption (though these things did occur, of course), but by due process, congressional deliberations and appropriate ratification.


I guess he's saying that even without the Civil War, the women's suffrage movement and the civil rights revolution, America would magically have made all those changes anyway. That hundreds of thousands of voices raised as one didn't force the courts and lawmakers to move inexorably toward progress. That we are where we are just because America is nice. And that we're going to become a better nation if only those nasty gays would just be quiet.

Pat's forgetting something. Those changes weren't made by putting the rights of the minority up for a popular vote. Those changes were made after people rose up and fought for their rights. After people demanded that their government treat them as equals.

Sorry, Pat. The people are speaking once again. If you can bother to stop listening to your scratchy old LPs you just might be able to hear them.

Oh... and one more thing. I'm really not into the leather/fetish scenes so forgive me if this question is a little naive. But does that dog collar mean you're a bottom?

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Tribune Co. eyes possible bankruptcy filing

If there's any truth to this, I guess it means Sam Zell isn't in the running to buy my paper. He's one of the rumored shoppers, but certainly a bankruptcy filing would preclude that.

Whether there was ever any truth to it is beyond me. Office rumors have always been just that and nothing more.

On to the bigger question: what happens to the Tribune, the LA Times, the Orlando and Ft. Lauderdale papers and more? The TV stations? The Cubs?

How many people do they employ? What's going to happen to them?

And when do newspapers get our bailout hearings in front of Congress? Hey, if the Big 3 can do it, why not?

UPDATE: They filed for Chapter 11. The filing is here and if you want a very sad, queasy feeling, go take a look at the three pages of newspapers, TV stations, new media companies, production companies and much more. I used to work at two of the newspapers on the list and I know a lot of people who work at the other papers, TV stations and the like. For all of those people involved - the ones I count as friends as well as the ones I simply worked with and the ones I never met - my thoughts are with you today. It's a very bad day for our industry, one in a series.

The Cubs and Wrigley Field are not named in the filing. I assume they are covered by Tribune Co. being on the list however.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

"A viral picket sign"

By now you've probably seen the Funny Or Die video "Prop. 8 - The Musical," and if you haven't I'll post it like everyone else is doing.

The Gray Lady has an interview with the video's creator, Marc Shaiman, who talked about what the passage of Prop. 8 meant to him:
But it has certainly opened up our eyes, and made me get off the couch and out on the street with a picket sign, for the first time in my life. And it felt fantastic.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

For breakfast: Coffee and graphics


The Gray Lady is hosting a wonderful opinion piece by Christoph Niemann on his relationship with coffee over the years, as shown in a series of graphics. The above image is intentionally a little less lyrical, a little more literal than the rest of the piece, a swipe at traditional graphs and charts. I love the fact that some papers are making a place for work like this on the Web. It gives me hope when the rest of the industry news tends to get me down.

Monday, December 1, 2008

test

seeing if pixelpipe works as advertised.
Posted via Pixelpipe.


NOTE:
Woohoo! Okay, I know this isn't new to anyone else, but it's the first time I've posted a photo to my blog without actually using a computer - just a phone.

Yeah, I know... welcome to the 21st century and all that. What ever.