Is that a real poncho . . . I mean is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho? (lyrics from "Camarillo Brillo" by Frank Zappa)

A man gestures as a parrot, wearing a traditional handmade poncho, sits on his shoulder during celebrations of the International Poncho's Day in Nobsa, Colombia, Saturday, May 26, 2007. (AP Photo/Fernando Vergara)