Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Eye of the tiger, neck of the turkey


That's Jackie Stallone on the right. She's the famed rumpologist and mother of super-ultra-mega-star Frank Stallone and his brother Sylvester (left). I think the human growth hormone Sly tried to smuggle into Australia recently was mostly for expanding and defining his wattles.

Judging from the Stallone gene pool, I'd say he's going to do just fine without the HGH.

5 comments:

Paul said...

Mom = son in 10 minutes of "drag" make-up.

As far as which son? Take your pick. I'm thinking there's a Norman Bates thing going on with Frank. Have we seen him and "mom" together lately...?

Jumpthesnark said...

M-m-m-mother... what's the phrase? She isn't quite herself today.

April said...

Your post is fine.

But the headline and photos say it all.

Ewwwwwwwww.

TheRemoteBelongsToMe said...

Does this mean you won't be buying "Rocky Balboa?"

Jumpthesnark said...

*shudder*